In a bizarre turn of events, a neighborhood in the suburbs of Los Angeles has vanished without a trace, leaving behind only a brand new tanning salon. Witnesses reported that the disappearance occurred shortly after a solar panel installation was completed on the roofs of every home in the area. According to the tanning salon's owner, the solar panels were so efficient at absorbing sunlight that they inadvertently sucked up the entire neighborhood, leaving behind a perfectly tanned and hairless building in their wake. The owner added that he plans to market the salon as the perfect solution for those who want to enjoy the benefits of solar power while also getting a healthy glow. Meanwhile, authorities are still trying to locate the missing neighborhood and are urging anyone with information to come forward.
March 13, 2023